How Bill Got Busted
We were playing an outdoor party for my buddy, Bill. He has a bash
once a year, and Bill and his friends were some heavy duty
partiers. Late in the evening, Bill and his brother decided to
play a game they called "beer pigeons". They asked me to turn
the stagelights around, so they lit up a large area in front
of the stage.
Bill's brother went in the house, and came out with a case of
Budweiser, a box of 12 gauge shotgun shells, and a Browning
semi-auto shotgun. The idea of the game was simple: One guy
would throw a can of beer in the air, and another guy would
try to blow it out of the air. The cans would explode when hit,
and everybody found this hilarious. We took turns.
Of course, the neighbors called the cops about the loud shotgun blasts.
We all stayed in the back yard, while Bill's brother went out to
talk to the cops. Then we see them putting him in handcuffs. Well,
Bill goes over, all pissed off, and says, "What the Hell's the problem
here?".
The cop says, "We're taking him to jail. And we're also taking you to jail".
Bill says "Oh yeah? For what?".
"For this", the cop says, and pulls out a huge bag of pot, that was
sticking out of Bill's front shirt pocket.
He was so buzzed, he forgot it was there.
