Mrs. Brady Has a Bad Day
I was doing a sound gig for a production company. My job was the monitor mix. The show was Florence Henderson (Mrs. Brady). She does concerts, and isn't a bad singer. She has a hearing problem, though, and she was impossible to please that day, as far as the monitor mix.
I tried everything I could think of during the sound check, but nothing seemed to work, and she stormed off the stage.
Half an hour later, one of her people came to me and informed me that she wanted to speak to me in her dressing room. I was thinking, "Oh, shit. Here we go".
So, I go in there, and she is livid. She started yelling at me about how she couldn't hear herself, no way she could perform, etc.
She had on this bathrobe, and she was waving her arms around and yelling. She was so angry, she didn't notice that her boobs had popped out of the robe.
And I didn't tell her.
