Tough Rocker Exposed as Wimp
My band had been out on the road for 3 days. The bass player's wife was insanely jealous. She was just sure he was dipping into things he shouldn't when he was out on the road with us (he wasn't). He had to call her, like, 6 times a day, to reassure her that he was behaving himself.
We were at a restaurant, and he was talking to her on the pay phone, in the front. I was standing up front, and he didn't know that I could hear his conversation. He was saying stuff like, "No, sweetie, nothing's going on. Yes, angel, I miss you so much, yes, honey I'm coming straight home as soon as we're done, I love you baby".
I went back to the table, and told the other guys what I heard. We laughed.
So, he comes back to the table, and I said, "So, did you check in with the ball and chain?".
He says, "Yeah, I told that f$%%^^ bi** to kiss my ass, I'll come home when I'm &**$# good and ready!"
